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Configure default paper size
echo "a4" > /etc/papersize

sudo apt-get install -y patch

enable uno listener
#wget http://www.panticz.de/sites/default/files/Setup.xcu_.diff -P /tmp/
#patch -p2 /usr/lib/openoffice/share/registry/data/org/openoffice/Setup.xcu < /tmp/Setup.xcu_.diff

add path to java
wget http://www.panticz.de/sites/default/files/javasettingsunopkginstall.xml_... -P /tmp/
sudo patch -p2 /usr/lib/openoffice/share/config/javasettingsunopkginstall.xml < /tmp/javasettingsunopkginstall.xml_.diff
# on OpenOffice 3.1