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#!/bin/bash

# install required libs
sudo apt-get install -y libc6-i386 lib32asound2 lib32z1 ia32-libs

if [ "$(uname -m)" == "x86_64" ]; then
	# 64 bit
	URL=http://www.teamviewer.com/download/teamviewer_linux_x64.deb
else
	# 32 bit
	URL=http://www.teamviewer.com/download/teamviewer_linux.deb
fi

# download
wget ${URL} -P /tmp

# install
sudo dpkg -i /tmp/teamviewer_linux*.deb

#
# SERVER
#
# install x11vnc and start in listener mode
sudo apt-get install x11vnc
x11vnc -noxdamage -once -timeout 30 -connect "panticz.dyndns.org:5500"
 
#
# Linux client
#
# update your dyndns.org ip and enable port forward for 5500
#https://www.dyndns.com/account/services/hosts/
sudo ddclient
vncviewer -listen
 
 
#
# Windows client
#
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4170695/www/VNC4.zip
 
# LINKS
# https://help.ubuntu.com/community/x11vnc
# http://www.heise.de/ct/ftp/08/07/194/
# http://www.heise.de/netze/X-Window-Desktop-fernsteuern-per-Shell-Skript-und-VNC--/artikel/108532